Beck's Final Exam!
note: I am going to mangle spellings and back up to correct them after the show.
Hello, America. They're very excited. Hard to get tickets to this show. Tonight is a very special night. It's our first ever quiz show, and it will be our last ever quiz show on this program. We're calling it The Final Exam. We're gonna put some of our ultimate viewers -- how many people have watched every single episode of this-- [people raise their hands] WOW. What the hell's wrong with you? [to a man who did not raise his hand.] [Laughter.] YEAH, I make time for it, pal. Whatever.