The Democrats Stole Your Birthday Cake!

Today was my mom's birthday.  I'm the cake-maker (and that went great, thank you very much), and my cake-themed card was a hit, too.

Cover: picture of empty cake platter.
Text:  The Democrats stole your birthday cake!


Inside, text: They sliced it up and gave it to people who aren't fortunate enough to have a birthday today.




Heh.  Heh heh heh.